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Jason Chiron "AH HA HA HA!! The great Poseidon
has blessed us with his fortune, my brothers!!"
Jason is the eldest of the Chiron brothers - four fishermen who, estranged from modern
society, seek servitude in the Greek Gods of old as they spend their every passing day out
at sea. This man is known for his extreme enthusiasm, coupled with his extreme gullibility
and lack of common sense. Nevertheless, his younger brothers look up to and respect him as
the leader of the crew.
It is unknown if "Jason Chiron" is actually his real name - the brothers seem
to have deliberately ripped each of their names out of Greek Mythology to express their
servitude to the gods.
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Pyxis "Plunder yer boat, lad? YAR HAR HAR! I
be a Pastafarian, matey! If ye read The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, ye would
know we pirates be jolly explorer folk who give candy to children!"
"Captain" Pyxis commands the Argo Pirates, a notorious gang of thieves from
Planet FM each pirate representing a constellation in the Argo Navis cluster. He
resembles a ships compass, and acts like the classic, jolly pirate captain. However,
he is also a devout Pastafarian
and to prevent his beliefs from clashing with his host, he has the gullible Jason
(and his brothers) convinced that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually one of the
Greek Gods!
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When Jason fuses with Pyxis, he becomes Pyxis Flare the warrior of
antiquity who wields a flaming compass needle as a sword! When the sword isnt in
use, he keeps it on his back, where it conveniently points north. Also, he can throw
flurries of smaller compass needles as projectiles, and even launch exploding signal
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