Viruses from Planet FM that take on humanoid bodies. Each one equipped with a machine gun arm, they serve as the nameless, evil henchmen to both subdivisions of COSMOS. However, most of the time, they are relegated to the most menial of tasks, rarely ever fighting alongside the team. Of course, this is due in large part to the fact that the team members forget that they even exist the vast majority of the time.

Also known as Mettenna, they are the most common of all EM viruses. Each one comes equipped with a pickaxe capable of sending shock waves across the ground, and helmets that are nearly indestructible – the same can’t be said of anything under the helmet, naturally. They come in four different colors, from weakest to strongest: yellow, red, blue, and gray.

A navi available to serve those who wish to open locked doors. As childish and excitable as he may be, he’s a professional safecracker, who lives for the simple thrill of… you guessed it, opening doors. However, ask him to close a door, and things won’t be pretty… he’s very immature for his size, and prone to throwing tantrums should he not get what he wants.

The local dentist. A rather eccentric, vengeful, and sadistic one at that. To say that he is completely psychotic is a massive understatement. If you hate going to the dentist… Dr. Cruise will make sure your checkup is as uncomfortable as can be; all the while recounting the tales of his non-sequitur laden life. One is left to wonder how he even got his certification.

The hapless owner of Marco’s Marvelous Pizza Joint, whose pizza is described to be mediocre at best. There’s not much else to say about him, actually.