Cosmos in...
A Test Epilogue
By Avi (Gemini Spark)

Starring...

Our story begins when one night, Avi wondered what a Cosmos epilogue would like.  So, to satisfy her curiosity, she threw together... this... Don't mind the silly randomness, for this is not an actual story, only a test... damn, I must have really been bored to have made this. >_>

Martyr: ...Oreos.

Cygnus: Oreos?!

(The two eat oreos and fuse into Cygnus Wing.)

Martyr: ...Oreos.

Cygnus: Yes... OREOS!

Martyr: Indeed... Oreos.

Elec: Ugh... can we please talk about something BESIDES Oreos?

Cygnus: Do not mock the Oreos, child!

Cancer Bubble: Alright, buku...

Cancer Bubble: Now I have clothes on...

Cancer Bubble: And now I don't!

Wolf: Grr... No, you don't.

Elec: And I am not Wolf Forest any more.

Wolf: Grr... No, you're not.

(Just then, an action happened!)

Wolf: Grr... No, it did not.

Avi-W: Okay people, random gibberish time because I say so. SDFSDFSDKFJSDLkfjsdlkfjsdkl jsdklfjskdl fjdsklfj skldfj skdlfjsdklfjsdklf jsdklfj dkslfj klsdfjlksdfjskdljfslkdj dslkfjsdlkfjsdlkf

Avi-B: SDFDSFdsfjskldfj lskdjg otiej gdklsfj oweiroerjwioejf osidfj skldfn slkdfjodsgjdfo;i gjflkgjsd;lkg jkdlf; jgsdlkf gjdsl;kf gjsd;lkf gjdslkf;gj sd;lkfj gdskl;fgj dkl;f gjdsklf;j gfdkl;sjgkl dsfjgfdl;kf gjd;lkj f;slkdfj gdklsf gjksdl;f jdfskl; gjdsf;lk gjdfklg;jsldkfgjldsf;jgkl;dfj kldfjgsld;fgjsdklf;gjsl;kd fjfkl;dsjg ;sldfkjg ksld;fjg fdsl;kgj s;dlkdfl

Gemini: (moaning) Ugh... fine... slk;djfs;kldfjsdkl;fj sd;klf jsdkl;f jsdklf jsdklfj ;sdlkj fsl;dkf

Martyr: ...

Cygnus: (screaming in Martyr's mind) Join in the gibberish, damn you! sdfdsfsdf dskljfsd;lfj skldjf lk;wjefk ljsd;l kjsdkfl js;dlkfj sdklfj ;lsdkfj sdklfj sk;ldfjsldk;j f;dskljf slk;dfj sdklfj

Martyr: No.

Avi-W: Ever a rebel, that one. Heh heh heh...

Everyone else: ...

Avi-W: I just made a witty remark, people.  I command you all to laugh at my joke, lest you want to suffer a little... shock therapy, mwhehehehehehehehehe...

Avi-B: Yeah... best do as she says... ah ha ha ha ha ha?  I feel so silly laughing at myself...

(Time passed, and stuff happened.)

Wolf: Grr... No, it did not.

Avi W and B: We are talking in unison because we are so able to do that.  Completely flawlessly, too!  See?   Hear us?  We are so totally saying the same exact words at the same exact time.

Joel: I am here, but I do not have a sprite yet.

Taurus: Neither do I... Avi needs to stop being so lazy, MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Avi W and B: Just for that, we are going to take even longer. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Avi-W: Damn it Black!  Your timing was off on that last "HA" by almost a whole half of a second!

Avi-B: Heh... yeah... sorry about that. *is slapped by her twin*

Cancer Bubble: Now I shall begin a "buku" marathon, buku!  Buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku buku...

Metool: I am a metool!

More Metools: We are also metools!

Elec: I am Wolf Forest again.

Wolf: Grr... No, you are not.  You are Wolf Woods!

Elec: Forest, damn it!

Cancer: I'm probably not going to be showing up in any real epilogue, am I...

Avi: Me neither... although... I probably will show up here and there.  Just not incredibly often.

Martyr: ...Who's that?

Elec: RARGH!  Intruder! *She then throws Avi out the window.  Yes... apparently we are in some kind of a building.  Yeah... should have mentioned that earlier... perhaps because this whole time, you thought we were all in a grassy meadow or something.*

(Outside...)

Gemini: Hmph.   Now would be a good time to end this damned thing.  Um... please?

Avi: Yeah, sure. (Witty closing statement here!)