Cosmos in...
Police Station Madness
By Rebel40000 (Cygnus Wing)

Starring...

*Another day, another time. And that day and time was full... OF CRIME!!*

Copper: *jumping out of the police car* All right men, let's hop to it! We've got a robbery at the local bank and the Z-wave readings are off the charts! It must be the work of those blasted aliens!

Officer #1: Durrr... okay!

Officer #2: We'd better get our vacuums ready then!

Officer #3: *holding it backwards* READY!!

Copper: *smacks self* Idiots.

*The small squad runs over the bank where the heist is taking place*

Security Officer: *gagged* Mmmph!

Avi-W: *smacks the security officer* You're mumbling wrong! It needs more oomph, more... more...

Avi-B: Pizazz?

Avi-W: YES!! *smacks Avi-B* More pizazz!

Martyr: *places a large sack of cash on one of Libra Scales's uh... scales* ...

Vok: Why in the world are we stealing money again?

Libra: (We need the cash in order to help fund our schemes. Everyone knows you cannot properly dominate the world without a well-balanced income.)

Vok: Unless you planned on nuking the world. Then you'd just need a really big bomb... *tries to rub chin but fails* Curse this poorly designed form!

Avi-W: *smacks Libra Scales* Oh be quiet you pencil eraser! Mweheheheh... I made up my own insult!

Avi-B: Hahahahah... yeah... that was pretty bad...

Martyr: ...

*Outside*

Copper: *with a speaker* ATTENTION ROBBERS!! THIS IS THE SATELLA POLICE!! WE HAVE THE ENTIRE STRUCTURE SURROUNDED, SO THERE IS NO WAY TO ESCAPE!! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!

Officer #2: *sheds a tear* That was beautiful.

Copper: Get away from me.

*Back inside*

Vok: "Come out with our hands up"? I CAN'T EVEN SCRATCH MY CHIN IN THIS FORM!!

Martyr: ...

Gemini: (Oh no, those blasted Satella Police are in the way once again! What are we gonna do!?)

Avi-W: Quiet you! All we need is a diversion... yes...

Vok: You have a plan?

Avi-W: No, I just want to act diabolical! *points at Cygnus Wing* Football!! Come up with a plan NOW!! *smacks Avi-B*

Avi-B: Ow! W-why do I keep getting hit...? *sniff*

Martyr: ... *points to the back door*

Avi-W: Brilliant idea! It's mine! Let's go through with it! *jumps on Cygnus Wing's head and springs off it to the door*

Martyr: ...

Cygnus: (You've been awfully quiet today, Gram.)

Martyr: ...Would it help if I pulled out a machette and chopped you all up into little bits?

Cygnus: (...Never mind.)

*Back outside*

Copper: Those aliens'll never escape... All of the exits are sealed! Victory is mine! *laughs*

Officer #1: *pulling on Copper's sleeve* Durrr... where's the bathroom?

Officer #3: It's called a restroom!

Officer #1: Nuh-uh!

Officer #3: Uh-huh, 'cause you only take baths in a bathroom!

Officer #1: Durrr... I like taking baths in the toilet!

Officer #2: That's... just... nasty.

Copper: *stares at Officer's #1 and #3* Wait... aren't you idiots supposed to be guarding the back!?

Officer #1: Durrr.. of course we are!

Officer #3: Yeah! We're good guards! *beams*

Copper: ...

Officer #2: ...

Officer #3: ...

Officer #1: *picks nose*

Copper: YOU TWO ARE IDIOTS!!

Officer #1 and #3: WAAAAAAAAAAH!!

*Sure enough, as the two bumbling officers were goofing off, the dastardly villains escaped through the back, with the large, fat stacks of cash in tow.*

Gemini: EVIL PREVAILS!!

*At the Satella Police's HQ... wherever that is...*

Copper: *at his desk* Grumble, grumble...

Officer #3: Hay boss, we do good right?

Copper: ...

Officer #3: Boss?

Copper: If you mean fuck up on a regular basis and let all of the criminals get away, then I suppose you do.

Officer #1: Durr... we're just awesome like that!

Copper: Officers... feh, you guys should be called "Fuck Ups". 'Cause that's all you guys do!

Fuck Up #1: Durr... my name changed! All right!

Fuck Up #3: HUZZAH!! *high-fives Fuck Up #1*

Fuck Up #2: *walks up to Copper* Uh, sir, a moment of your time...

Copper: Whaddya want?

Fuck Up #2: Well, I was kinda wondering why my name changed all of a sudden, and also the Chief of Police wanted to have a word with you...

Copper: T-the C-C-Chief!? Why didn't you say so earlier!? I'M ON IT!! *races to the Chief's office*

Fuck Up #2: Hey! You didn't answer my question... *sniffs*

*Copper quickly makes it to the Chief of Police's office, where he composes himself before knocking on the door.*

???: Who is it?

Copper: It's Detective Copper, sir!

???: Oh? Coppo? Come in, please!

*Copper enters the office where he sees the Chief of Police, Damon Gant. He was sitting at a large organ in the back of the office.*

Gant: Coppo, old pal! Gone swimming lately?

Copper: Er, uh... no... I've been hard at work lately...

Gant: Ah, yeah, I hear ya. I myself haven't left the office much. But don't forget to always save some time for rest and relaxation, all right?

Copper: *salutes* SIR!!

Gant: Speaking of which, you're just in time... I was just getting ready to play some music. You want to stay and listen?

Copper: Uh... well actually I was told you wanted to speak with me?

Gant: ...

Copper: ...

Gant: ...

Copper: ...

Gant: ...

Copper: ...

Gant: ...

Copper: ...

Gant: ...Yes I did! Hahahah! Good eye, Coppo! *applauds*

Copper: Th-thanks... (My heart is gonna collapse at this rate...)

Gant: I know you are the one signed to lead the investigation on those aliens, the FM-ians. Lately, however, it seems that you have been mucking up the situations.

Copper: W-well, that's because of those Fu--er, officers that are assigned to me! They're completely worthless!

Gant: Oh, you mean those Fuck Ups.

Copper: Um... yeah...

Gant: Don't worry about them, Coppo! You have to worry more about yourself! You need to give them the motivation to do their job correctly! That's why I assigned them to you!

Copper: Oh...

Gant: So relax! Just start trying harder and we won't have to ever think about this topic again, all right? *glares*

Copper: *gulps* Y-yes sir...

Gant: Good! *laughs* Now you're gonna listen to my music.

Copper: B-b-but I'm b-b-busy...

Gant: Nope! I've made up mind! Here we go! *starts playing*

*The next day... another crime wave!*

Copper: *hops out of the car* HURRY UP MEN WE'VE GOT ANOTHER ALIEN ATTACK TAKING PLACE!! THE Z-WAVES ARE OFF THE CHARTS AGAIN!!

Fuck Up #2: You don't have to yell so loud, sir.

Copper: WHAT WAS THAT!?

Fuck Up #2: I said you don't have to yell so loud, sir!

Copper: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! THE CHIEF'S MUSIC HAS LEFT ME DEAF!!

Fuck Up #2: I SAID YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL SO LOUD, SIR!!

Copper: QUIT YELLING AT ME OR I'LL FIRE YOU!!

Fuck Up #2: Sorry...

Copper: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?

Fuck Up #2: *groan*

Copper: SO WHAT'S THE STATUS REPORT!?

Fuck Up #3: It seems that there is some strange behavior happening at the top of the GG Building!

Copper: WHAT DID HE JUST SAY!?

Fuck Up #3: THERE IS A BUNCH OF WEIRD STUFF HAPPENING AT THE TOP OF THE GG BUILDING!!

Copper: HOLY SMOKES!! THAT IS ONE OF THE LARGEST BUILDINGS IN THE WORLD!! WHAT KIND OF STUFF IS GOING ON!?

Fuck Up #3: I DON'T KNOW THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU!!

Fuck Up #1: *hanging off a street light* Durr... I'm a monkey! Ook, ook! *falls and breaks his legs* Ouch! Ook, ook!

Copper: ALL RIGHT MEN, WE AREN'T GONNA FAIL THIS TIME... SO LET'S MOVE OUT!!

Fuck Up #2 and #3: YES SIR!!

*The three storm the building with their vacuums in hand, leaving #1 behind.*

Fuck Up #1: Durr... I can't feel my legs! But wait, I've got a tail! I'll just use that! Ook, ook! *starts flopping on the ground*

*At the top of the building*

Cancer Bubble: *on the Wave Road* Kekekeke!! Turning on the sprinkler systems to flood the building is a brilliant idea, buku!

Wolf: (Grrr... it's gonna take too long.)

Joel: And I can't cause any mayhem because I'm weak to water! This plan faaaails.

Cancer Bubble: Quiet, buku! I'm the great and almighty CANCER BUBBLE!! Whatever I say goes, buku! *snaps claws*

Crown Thunder: While we're waiting... *edges close to Wolf Woods* Hey, Elec baby, why don't you change back to your real self and we can get jiggy with it?

Elec: Because if I changed back right now I'd fall off the Wave Road and get wet, stupid.

Crown Thunder: You worry too much about the details! *tears off his coat* CLIMB!!

Elec: *takes her claws and jabs it into Crowns empty eye sockets, and then lifts him up and throws him down to the floor below*

Crown Thunder: AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa......

Joel: *whistles*

*At that moment the three officers, Copper, #2, and #3 all barge through the door to the top floor.*

Copper: ALIENS!! IT IS TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER!!

Crown Thunder: ..aaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

Copper, #2, and #3: Huh?

Crown Thunder: *hits the wet floor and electrifies it* Oof!

Copper, #2, and #3: *are electrocuted* ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! *collapses*

Joel: *watching* Well, that certainly was convenient.

Cancer Bubble: Buku! Now we can continue!

*Cancer Bubble causes the sprinkles to explode, making water flood the entire building*

Copper, #2, #3, and Crown Thunder: *get hit by the blast of water* AAAGH!! *get carried away*

Cancer Bubble: Kekekekeke!!

Joel: ...Why the Hell didn't you do that from the get-go!?

Cancer Bubble: Eh?

Taurus: (I think he's been messing with us!)

Joel: CRAAAAB!! YOU'VE WASTED MY TIME FOR THE LAST TIME!! *charges*

Cancer Bubble: AHH!! RUN, BUKU!! *flees*

Elec: Don't chase after Cancer, Joel! *chases*

*Back outside...*

Fuck Up #1: *almost to the entrance* Durr... almost there! This tail sure does come in handy! Ook, ook!

*Right as #1 opens the door, however, a blast of water greets him as it floods the entire street.*

Copper: HEEEELP!! I CAN'T SWIIIIIM!!

Crown Thunder: *climbs on top of Copper* CLIIIIMB!! *flashes everyone*

Everyone: *everyone goes blind... followed by another bout of electrocution* ZZZZAAAAAAAAARGH!!

*The next day...*

Copper: *at his desk with head in hands* Grumble, grumble...

Fuck Up #1: *wearing casts* Durr, I'm a snow monkey now! Ook, ook!

Fuck Up #3: Hey boss, you okay?

Copper: No! I finally got that annoying ringing out my ears and the smell of my own burnt flesh after being electrocuted twice. Plus I saw my life flashing before my eyes as that crazed skeleton attempted to drown me WHILE flashing me. Just what kind of a stupid question is that!?

Fuck Up #3: ...You okay boss?

Copper: *slams head on desks* NO.

Fuck Up #2: *runs up to Copper* Sir! Chief Gant wants to have a word with you!

Copper: Again?

Fuck Up #2: Also sir, I'd still like to know why my name changed to--

Copper: No time, gotta talk to the chief! *takes off*

Fuck Up #2: *sighs* Why does everyone seem to hate me...?

Fuck Up #1: *whacks #2 with one of his casts* Durr, ow!

*Copper makes his way to the chief's office, which he knocks on the door and then enters*

Gant: *filing some papers away* ...

Copper: ...

Gant: ...

Copper: ...

Gant: ...

Copper: ...

Gant: ...

Copper: ...

Gant: ...Ah, Coppo! It's been too long!

Copper: Actually, it was only two days ago...

Gant: Who cares about the details!? So, have you gone swimming lately?

Copper: Actually, I kinda did... but then I remembered that I couldn't swim... I nearly drowned.

Gant: *not really listening* Is that so? Glad to hear it!

Copper: (And thus another part of me dies inside.)

Gant: Anyway, I just wanted to talk to you about yesterday's incident at the GG Building. The entire building was flooded, along with a good chunk of the surrounding street, racking up quite a bit of money in terms of damage. We're estimating a few good million, here.

Copper: Y-yes sir...

Gant: Then there is the whole issue about the force sent in to handle the situation, which was led by none other than... you! *laughs*

Copper: Urrrgh...

Gant: Tell me, Coppo... am I not a generous man?

Copper: O-oh, but of course, s-sir! As generous as they come!

Gant: Yes... in fact, the other day one of those Fuck Ups of yours asked me for $20, out of the blue, and I just happily gave him it! Can you believe that?

Copper: ...So wait, you mean if I asked you for $20 you'd give it to me?

Gant: Probably not, but that's not the point!

Copper: Huh?

Gant: I've been giving you a lot of chances lately, Coppo. But, y'know... words start to spread pretty quick these days. Mostly about your current track record. Unfortunately it's starting to hurt our image.

Copper: I-I'm terribly sorry about all that, sir! I will definitely do better next time!

Gant: Well then you'd better not muck up the next assignment you're given, or I'll be taking your badge personally. *laughs* Understand?

Copper: (Well, when you act so happy about it, I guess I kinda do...)

Gant: Oh, and one more thing!

Copper: Sir?

Gant: I know as much everyone got a kick out of it, we need to change the Fuck Ups back to just 'Officers'. It's just the formal way of doing things, you see. I mean, if anything we should be calling you 'Fuck Up', Coppo! Or should I say Fuck Up?

Fuck Up: Yes sir...

*The next day...*

Fuck Up: All right, now we've just gotta wait for some sort of crime with Z-waves to hit!

Officer #2: This shouldn't take too long.

Officer #1: Durr... yeah! Those silly people are always getting into trouble!

Officer #3: SO LET'S START WAITING!!

*The next day...*

Officer #3: WAITING!!

*The next day...*

Officer #3: WAITING!!

*The next day...*

Officer #3: WAITING!!

*The next day...*

Officer #3: WAITING!!

*The next day...*

Officer #3: WAIT--

Fuck Up: *punches #3 in the face*

Officer #1: Durr, that looks like fun! I wanna try it!

Fuck Up: *punches #1 in the face*

Officer #1: *falls down and hits his head* Durr... do it again!

Officer #3: *getting back up* NO IT'S MY TURN!!

Officer #2: I don't really think punching them in the face is a good idea, Detective Fuc--

Fuck Up: *glares at #2*

Officer #2: --Um, never mind...

*At that moment the phone rang!*

Fuck Up: *picks it up* Copper speaking. What's that? There are some peculiar activities going on by Fort Dam? We're on it! *hangs up* All right, men, we're heading out!

Officer #3: Oooh, can I bring a picnic basket!?

Officer #1: Durr... I'll bring the sofa!

Officer #2: You can't bring a sofa!

Officer #1: Durr... I can stick it in my pocket!

Officer #3: I WANNA BRING A PICNIC BASKET!!

Fuck Up: Okay okay, just shut up and lets go already!

*Thus the Satella Police drive over to Fort Dam.*

Fuck Up: *checking* Holy cow! The Z-waves are off the charts here too! It must be those aliens again! All right, men, let's--what are you guys doing?

Officer #3: *folding out a blanket* Picnic?

Officer #2: *hides the basket*

Fuck Up: *facepalms* Whatever. You guys can have your stupid picnic! I'm going to take care of the ALIENS!! *shakes fist and runs*

Officer #1: Durr... how can a picnic be stupid? What a douche.

*Copp--err, Fuck Up runs up next to the door of the fort... dam... whatever. The stupid thing is a combination, so who knows what you could possibly call it!*

Fuck Up: *to himself* All right, on the count of three I'll bust the door down and surprise 'em! One... two... three--

Geo: What are you doing, detective?

Fuck Up: *falls* ACK!! Geo! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

Geo: Um... picnic?

Fuck Up: ...You are always wherever there is trouble.

Geo: ...

Fuck Up: DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THERE ARE ALIENS!?

Geo: Aliens?

Fuck Up: *covers mouth* YOU HEARD NOTHING!!

Geo: Can I--

Fuck Up: NO!!

Geo: But my friends are--

Fuck Up: *grinding teeth* What. About. Your. Friends?

Geo: They're inside.

Fuck Up: *slaps forehead* Why are they in there!?

Geo: Restroom?

Fuck Up: In a DAM!?

Geo: It's a fort, too, y'know!

Fuck Up: ...Right. Whatever. I'll save 'em, so just stand back and leave it to me! *beats chest*

Geo: O...kay...

*Detective Fuck Up barges through the door, leaving Geo by himself... sort of.*

Omega-Xis: We gonna go in there or not?

Geo: Yeah... I was just trying to figure out why his name was "Fuck Up" all of a sudden.

*Inside... with the ALIENS...*

Avi-W: *smacking a guard around* Wee! This is so much fun! Heheheheheh...

Avi-B: Didn't you do something similar at the beginning of this epilogue? *gets smacked... twice* Sorry...

Vok: So... why exactly did we take over a dam?

Libra: Correction: It's a fort dam.

Vok: But isn't that just a name?

Libra: Do you think I make jokes about staying balanced on purpose!? I SAID IT WAS A FORT DAM!!

Vok: You are starting to weird ME out, man.

Martyr: ...

Avi-B: So... um... what should we do with those kids we found? *points at Zack, Bud, and Luna who are tied up*

Avi-W: *shoves Avi-W* Oooh, this is the bestest part! Where we come up with great ideas for torture heeheehee...

Gemini: *rubbing his imaginary hands* For once I agree with you. How about we just throw them into the water below and let them drown?

Avi-W: Helmet head, that's too simple! *smacks Gemini* Who else has good ideas!?

Vok: We could always show them some goatse--

Libra: NOOOOOOOOOO!! *starts crying*

Vok: You seriously need to find some help.

Cygnus: Maybe old Gram has an idea he can throw? He's usually spouting out horrible and gruesome ways for all of us to die.

Martyr: ...

Avi-W: Brilliant idea! *gets right in front of Martyr's face* Let's hear some horrible and gruesome ideas, graham crackers!

Martyr: ...

Vok: Is he broken?

Avi-B: He just might be... or something like that... yeah...

Avi-W: I WANT IDEAS CRACKERS!! *beats Martyr on the head*

Cygnus: C'mon, talk Gram!

Libra: Before the nightmares unbalance all of usssssss... *goes back to crying*

*Everyone begins yelling at Martyr to speak, gathering around in a tight circle. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Martyr breaks free from the circle, his hand raised above his head, clenched in anger.*

Martyr: YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK!?

Avi-W: Duh.

Martyr: I THINK...

Vok: Yes?

Martyr: THAT IF WE TAKE THEM...

Gemini: Go on...

Martyr: AND WE USE OUR SURROUNDINGS TO OUR ADVANTAGE...

Cygnus: Sounds interesting so far...

Martyr: WE CAN...

Avi-B: *leaning in close* Yeah...?

Martyr: ...Aw fuck it. *walks off*

Everyone else: ...

Gemini: What was up with that shit!?

Vok: *sighs* And nobody has answered my question why we have taken over this fort... dam... thing.

Fuck Up: *jumps out from behind a wall* FREEZE!! Put your hands up!

Avi-W, Avi-B, Vok, Gemini, Libra: !?

Fuck Up: Hahahah... that's right! I caught you ALIENS off guard! Fear my incredible sneaky-like skills!

Vok: Oh, it's just that detective.

Fuck Up: W-what do you mean "just that detective"!? I AM THE ONE AND ONLY--

Avi-W: Fuck Up?

Fuck Up: YES!! I mean NO!! That's not my real name!!

Avi-B: But it's your name right now... yeah...

Fuck Up: Doesn't matter! *pulls out his vacuum* I'm going to capture you pesky aliens, if it's the last thing I do!

*With that, Fuck Up reaches for his Battle Cards, only to find them missing.*

Fuck Up: Wh-where are my cards!?

Avi-W: *flipping through them* Whistle, Whistle, Whistle... all of these are those Whistle cards!

Fuck Up: So!?

Vok: That folder sucks.

Avi-W: Well, it's a bad folder, so no point in keeping it! *throws them into the water below*

Fuck Up: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! *dives into to get them, getting carried off by the current* CURSE YOU ALIEEEeeeennns...

Gemini: Well... that was... stupid.

Crown Thunder: Quite.

Gemini: GAH!! What're you doing here!?

Crown Thunder: No, no, that's MY question. What're YOU doing here!?

Avi-B: We kinda... took this place over? Yeah...

Joel: *knocks a wall down* Not anymore, suckers!

Elec: We claim this fort in the name of Blue Shift!

Wolf: Grr... it's a dam.

Cancer Bubble: *steps forward* Buku! The correct term is "fort dam"!

Libra: FINALLY!! Someone else understands this balanced fact!

Vok: Hold up. Why are you guys trying to take a fort dam? Why are we taking a fort dam!? Could someone please explain this to me!?

Avi-W: You concrete skulls!! We got here first!! So buzz of!! Or else!! Mwehehehehehe...

Avi-B: I think she meant "block heads"... and uh... aren't we all on the same side in the end? *gets slapped by everyone present* Y-yeah... sorry...

Elec: This is a problem... how are we gonna solve this?

Crown Thunder: *puts an arm around Wolf Woods* Elec, baby, just relax, 'kay? Sexy Thunder here will solve everything--*gets nailed in the pelvis*--OOOWWWWWWW!! ...Hey wait, I don't have anything down there. Whew!

Martyr: *walks in* ...Freak.

Avi-W: *slaps Cygnus Wing* GRAHAM CRACKERS!! I demand a good idea NOW!!

Martyr: ...Battleship.

Taurus: ...Did he just say Battleship?

Joel: *grabs Cygnus Wing* I accept your challenge to a game of Battleship!

Vok: Why is everyone ignoring my questions!?

*As the two teams continued their bickering, they failed to notice a new visitor had entered the vicinity.*

???: Ahem.


Red Shift and Blue Shift: *arguing*

???: Ahem!


Red Shift and Blue Shift: *arguing*

???: AHEM!!


Red Shift and Blue Shift: *arguing*

???: LOOK OVER HERE ALREADY!!


Red Shift and Blue Shift: Huh? *looks over* YOU!!

MegaMan: That's right! What're you guys up to!?

Gemini: AHH WE'VE GOTTA RUN HE HAS THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIIIIIIP!! *gets slapped*

Avi-W: That only exists in video games!

MegaMan: *points his arm cannon at the group* If you guys won't answer... then I'll just take care of you right now!

Joel: Hmm... fight... or run away...

Elec: I don't feel like fighting right now.

Avi-B: I'm actually getting kinda hungry... yeah...

Martyr: *clenches fists* ...Ophiooka better have gotten some more Oreos...

Cygnus: I thought it was "Ofyucus".

Martyr: *shrugs*

Wolf: Grr... let's go home.

Cancer Bubble: *points* Forward... MARCH, BUKU!! *runs*

Vok: So, now that we're leaving... could someone tell me why we took over a fort dam already!?

*The two teams left, leaving Mega Man behind with his friends, still tied up.*

MegaMan: That was... strange.

Omega-Xis: Whatever. Let's just get outta here.

*The two grab their friends and take off. Shortly after...*

Fuck Up: *runs back in, soaking wet* ALL RIGHT!! I'M BACK AND READY FOR MORE!! ...WHERE'D YOU ALL GO!? Ohh... Ohohoho. I get it. You all ran! Yes, because now my folder is all Whistle... PLUS ONE BARRIER!! *laughs hysterically* ...Yeah! I won. Go me. I MUST REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY!! *runs*

*The next day...*

Fuck Up: So, after catching the ALIENS off guard, I utilized an amazing combo of Battle Cards to trample them all flat! Afterwards, they all escaped, both extremely injured and scared!

Gant: *laughs and claps* Yes, yes! That's wonderful! Good job, Coppo!

Copper: *sees his name is back to normal* Th-thank you, sir!! *salutes*

Gant: Yes, you have done well, so congrates! You deserve it! *puts his hand on Copper's shoulder* I guess you won't be losing your badge after all! Hahahah!!

Copper: Yeah... hahahah... *gulps*

Gant: Anyway, that's all. You're dismissed.

Copper: Sir!! *salutes and leaves, going back downstairs* Everything worked out all right in the end... Today is a great day!

Officer #2: *runs up to Copper* S-sir, we have a problem!

Copper: Huh? What is it?

Officer #2: I'll show you! Come quick!

*Officer #2 leads Copper to the main floor, where we see Officer #1 holding a stepladder, with Officer #3 on top, sawing through the ceiling.*

Copper: Wh-what are you idiots DOING!?

Officer #1: Dur... digging a hole to China?

Copper: YOU GUYS ARE A SAWING A HOLE IN THE CEILING!!!

Officer #3: Almost there! *reaches the end of the circle, causing the chunk above to fall on top of him* Whee!!

Officer #1: *gets hit too* Oof!

Copper and Officer #2: *heads for cover*

*As the smoke clears, we can see Gant's desk on the pile of rubble that used to be the ceiling. Behind the desk is Gant, sitting with a calm smile on his face, despite just being dropped a whole level.*

Gant: Oh Coppo...?

Copper: *peeks head over the desk he was hiding under* Y-yes, sir?

Gant: I need to have a small word with you...

- The End -